Yes, it's me, atop my weapon of mass distruction. I ask you, could a kind, sweet woman like this ever do anything to harm her little baby sister? Now I'll be the first to admit that I am not the most graceful, as noted by my 5th grade teacher Mr. Poling, who used to say,"Look out, here comes Hurricane Sally" every time I left my seat to approach his desk. I was known for ACCIDENTLY knocking things off desks as I passed down the narrow isles. We all know now it's because of my malalligned back, my bottom half walks in a different direction than my top half, but I digress. I am sure that you would agree that I practically look like an angel with the halo to prove it in this photo. I would NEVER want to harm my poor little Tooty Toot. Now would someone please remove that dreadful photo of Sue from the blog. If that photo gets leaked to the Key
West Citizen, I'm liable to get thrown in the Key West jail for assault with a deadly kayak, and we wouldn't want that to happen right before Thanksgiving. I've got a turkey to cook.
2 comments:
Very nice picture Sally! Are you trying to look extra innocent in the picture?? I don't know if it's going to do any good in Key West Court. Did my friend Andy Williams get appointed judge as I suggested?
Very funny post!
I'll add a blog too, maybe that will help the cause. Mr. Poling. Such a nice man. . or at least I thought he was. Remember when the original Mr. clean came to our school at Christmas time? He gave everybody an orange or a little box of hard candy? What a great school except for the bean soup. PU. I still can't eat white beans. Poor mother. Sue and I were so sick. One big pop next to each bed. Sorry.TMI.
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